Listen to the Groundhog!

The other day an international group of scientists got together and made it official: "No seriously, global warming is for reals, yo."

And the Bush administration finally agrees, says the Secretary of Energy (whoever the fuck he is). Still, it's too early to, you know, do anything about it. Besides, doing stuff would require, like, thinking. And then getting up off the couch and doing whatever we thought up. And that's hard.

The Daily Show reports: