Fun with Haiku

A few thoughts I've had this morning, expressed in haiku:

• stop listening to
  Ryan Adams; it's throwing
  off lastfm stats

• Neil looks old - when
  did that happen? That's ok -
  Liam is a fox.

• do you think I could
  get a job at the Floren-
  tine opera? "no."
  
  As someone's assist-
  ant? Not even an usher?
  Throw a girl a bone.