Saturday, January 27, 2007

From Hell's Heart I Stab at Thee, Best Buy!

Gift cards are great until they force you to interact with a store you hate. I submit to you the (latest) reasons I hate Best Buy:

  1. Before we left for the store this afternoon, I called to find out two things: (1) if the store was selling the camera for the same price as online, and (2) if they would return CDs and/or DVDs without a receipt. Needless to say after five minutes spent either on hold or being transferred to a different department (where no one ever answered), I hung up.
  2. Turns out they've got a new no-returns-without-a-receipt policy that apparently went into effect three days ago. (And I was trying to pawn off unneeded Christmas gifts on them! (Ok, so that may not be a valid reason to hate them.))
  3. BestBuy.com is selling our camera for $269.99. In-store price: $299.99. Foolishly thinking I could get the online price from the store, I asked the teenage sales clerk, who went to confirm with "their website" (actually an elaborate BestBuy.com interface software program) and then had the audacity to suggest that I "had looked at a different site."
  4. We went home, bought the camera online with the "store pick-up" option (for $2fucking69.99) and headed back to the store.
  5. Hey, look at that! There's special parking for people who bought their stuff online and are just picking it up! And no line to wait in! Nope, spoke too soon. Turns out just because there's not a line doesn't mean there's not a wait. I was blatantly ignored by at least two employees (one of whom appeared to be a manager).
  6. I overheard one employee ask another what to do about an irate woman on the line upset about a computer she'd purchased. "Put her on hold," said the other.
  7. Finally receiving some service, I'm asked to sign a credit card receipt authorizing the charge. Only the receipt doesn't indicate the price reduction from the gift card I used online. (The gift card, of course, being the only reason I was shopping there in the first place.) The clerk manually returns my item, refunds my money, and scans the camera again for purchase: $299.99. (I was expecting that.) "Uh, no, $269.99," I say, pointing at the confirmation email I'd printed out. He manually corrects the price.

Believe it or not, I actually felt bad for the guy helping me with my purchase. You know how in Night of the Living Dead when one zombie discovers you, it's like they send out some sort of message to all the other zombies and suddenly they're all converging on you and you're dead? Not only was he trying to help me, but there was an old man hovering over my shoulder with something to return, and a clearly annoyed couple nearby that he'd just had to inform was declined for financing for a new TV. Oh, and the let's not forget the irate lady still waiting on hold. As annoyed as I was by the guy, I at least had the good sense not to take it out on him - it's Best Buy's piss-poor customer service policies that put him in that situation.

Is poor customer service one of the trade-offs of a successful capitalist system?

3 comments:

Anonymous said...

I would love to tell you of our experience my wife and I add with the Big Blue Box (Best Buy). Trust me if I would have know of your Web site I would have heeded the warnings and advice of others that have had just horrible experience with Best Buy.

Well here goes:

My wife and I decided to take some of our Tax Return to buy us a new Washer, and Dryer. Well as usual we went to BB as we have done for in the last (9) years to buy all of our Big Price appliance items, as we have bought our (3) Desktop Computers, (2) Refrigerator, (1) Dishwasher, (2) TV’s (3) DVD Player’s, (2) VCR’s, (3) Surround Sound Systems…. etc…well you get the picture, close to $10,000.00 over those (9) years.

Things seem to go smoothly with the purchase of both of them till the arraigning of the FREE delivery that was with the package deal. But the sales person worked out the glitches an made the delivery on Wed’s the 14th of February in the late afternoon. I informed the sales person that we had some serious plans made, and could they arraign it before or after the 14th. “No” was the reply that it was the only day they could make the delivery. Well ok I said, “but let’s make sure it happens”. No problem was the reply; a they would call us the night before to confirm the time in the afternoon. “Great”, I said, let’s do it.

The night of the 13th we waited till around 9pm for their call. Nothing, no call. So I called the store a talked to the sale person that sold us the Washer/Dryer, and asked when they would be delivered. I waited on hold for over 20 minutes. Finally I called back and asked for the Manager on Duty. Waited other 10 minutes till he came on the line. I explained the situation to him; he stated he would check into this. After other 10 minutes he game back on the line. He stated that the Order for delivery was CANCELLED and that there was not going to be a delivery. Well my jaw dropped to the floor. “What the Hell was going on”, I asked, I know we didn’t cancel the order for delivery. I informed him of this and said this was not acceptable and that they would need to make the delivery as promised and that we would not be available for any other day. And why the Hell had this had happen. After waiting for other 15 minutes on the phone he finally came back on with “ it will be delivered tomorrow between 4pm an 6pm” OK I said great. As I was about to thank him he hung up, without an apology of any kind, or any explanation of what was going on? Well this should have clued me into Best Buy’s customer service policy of SCREW’EM AN LOSES’EM. Well as promise they did deliver the machines on time, but not with out some hassles there too.

Where comes the good part:

The following week my wife an I decided to buy a new laptop computer, and of course BB was having a Package Deal on a Toshiba laptop with Windows Vista installed and also with Mini mouse, and carrying case. This sounded great, and in our price arrange too. So we went into the Store and as usual we had to hunt down someone in the computer department to help us with the purchase. After finding a fresh Snot Nose Narcissistic Kid barely out of high school to help us, we decided to ask a few questions about the New Windows Vista system. We wanted to know if this laptop would be able to communicate with the other (3) computers we have in our home running Windows XP? And would it work with our Linksys Network Router System? And will we be able to share files, and to use our Lexmark Printer with this new Windows Vista, and our Network? “ Well of course it would…was his reply, with no problems. “ Well with that, and the blind trust I put in people we bought the laptop, and the extended service plan. And back home with our new toy.

Well we got it home and started to set it up, and everything was going as smooth as silk till we tried to set up the Network to share files/folders with the other computers, and the printer. Now I am not illiterate when it comes to computers, nor am I an expert, but I knew something was a miss, and something was not right. Well it was late and we decided to wait till the morning to finish the setup.

The following day was the Worst Frkin Nightmare I have had in 35 years (showing my age of 55) of dealing with any big business, and of course the worst day I ever had with Best Buy.

I kept trying to make the Laptop communicate with the Network, and my other (3) computers. I would keep getting a Microsoft Windows Error of “not finding a Network”. After spending an hour on their web site I could find nothing, so I called them. I spent over 45 minutes waiting; finally I spoke to someone about the problem (because I thought since it was a Windows Error the would be able to help) no such luck. They said I would need to contact Toshiba about this since this was an OEM (original equipment manufacture) problem, and not theirs. “Great” Called Toshiba, nothing, this were their service person informs me that the new Windows Vista program will not work with the network, router, a printer if my other (3) computers are running Windows XP. “HOLY COW POOP”. This was Frkin Peachy. Toshiba suggested to call Best Buy to see what they can do for me, buy asking someone there if they could help set up the network to communicate with the other computers. Sounded like sense. So I did.

So I called the Big Blue Box (BB) and spoke to same manager I had dealt with on the delivery problem. Wow that was the most stupid mistake I ever made. This manager was the biggest “DICK” I ever spoke to. I calmly explained the problem to him, an how I was led to believe that there would be no problem with this Laptop running Windows Vista to work with my computers, network, and printer. He told me point blank told me that his sales person would have “never would have told me such a thing”. God I was outraged, not only was He calling me a Lair but also it was quite clear that this worthless manager was not going to help me at all. I asked to speak to his Boss, (the store manager) SHE was not there. Then I asked how to get in contact with his District manager…. guess what…that’s right, he refused to give me that info also stating he did not know how, an even if he did he would not give me that info, because all customer concerns, and problems are handled at the store level, and that this problem did not warrant any further attention. What a worthless piece of human waste. I asked what was the name of his store manager, at first he was very hesent, and then he gave me her name.

Well for the next (4) days I spent calling the Best Buy customer service line, (what a gdamn joke this is), calling their Corp Office, calling their District office, trying to get someone to listen and care about my problem. Again No-one gave a Royal flying Rats Ass about what was going on. Only to inform me that all the customer relation problems needs are handle at the Store Level. “My God, don’t they understand that here in lies the problem the Store Management and the rotten little peckerhead that sold me the Laptop. “NO>>>HELL NO”. So after nearly going to the Hospital because on my Blood Pressure I decided to give it up. Knowing that Best Buy had SCREWED ME IN THE ASS AN NEVER USED ANY TYPE OF LUB TO EASE THE PAIN. Then out of the Blue the lousy Store Manager called an gave me the lamest apology I ever heard but still would not help me with my problem only offering to send out the GEEK Squad to make my Laptop work with my other computers, an network. But of course this would cost me other $200.00 for their service. God what kind of sick joke these folks live under, what kind of CON-Game they are playing on the costumer, what kind of people believe they would have me come back an waste my money in their store after this kind of Bull Sh___t.

God I pray, and beg anyone reading this not to buy your need’s at Best Buy, they will Lie, Cheat, an screw you up the behind so hard, that you will see stars. If any one reading this and still believes they will get good service from BB, all you will get is a Stroke.

BEST BUY GO TO HELL YOU ROTTEN MOTHERF___KERS.

the a is for annie said...

Wow, I'm really sorry you had such a horrible experience at Best Buy. As I mentioned in my post, I have had previous evilness with them but went there this time around because of a gift card.

You might like to know you can share your experience with someone who collects these types of things (I think I will): Bestbuysux.org

Anonymous said...

Annie:

Frist: I would like to say thank you for your Blog.

Second: that I have visted Bestbuysux.org also a website name Ripoffreport.com, there you can type in Best Buy and you can't imagine the horror stories there.

Also I have filed complaints with our States Better Busines Bureau, the Wisconsin AG, the Consmer protection Dept of Wisconsin also.

And on top of this I have contacted a local TV new's Station that loves to do investagations of this type.

So wish me luck, and good luck to you in your endeavor, and fight against this insane business.